Wimbledon means strawberries and cream. OK, it also means rain delays (roof or no roof), over-priced sandwiches and queues but even so, SW19 and strawbs and cream go together like Wayne Rooney and a fitness issue, Nigel Farage and a racist issue or Alex Salmond and a foot-in-mouth issue (apols to all non-UK readers but feel free to look up all of the above on the great god Google).

 

So, how do the great and the good eat their strawbs? The following video reveals much: the Canadian players appear to be health conscious and alarmingly humourless about their eating habits while the defending men’s champion talks technicalities rather than calories when it comes to desserts. Shazza, like many, lets herself go and just indulges, the Mighty Fed appears to be a guzzler and Li Na makes a simple fruit dessert sound positively X-rated.

But everyone loves a strawberry…